One of the players got a little drunk the other night and thought it would be funny to start making high-pitched monkey noises to punctuate her every utterance. As in, “Scree! I’m a monkey! Scree! I shake! Scree! I win!” She thought this was hilarious. It was not. It was not the slightest bit funny. Not the first time. Not the fiftieth time. Scree! Just incredibly aggravating. And idiotic.